I don’t know what it is about me, but something seems to attract all the weirdos. And I don’t like it. It’s like I have a secret force inside me that just pulls them in. Even as a child I was the one being given the baby picture of someone in a heart shaped frame, and these strange people have followed me throughout my years. From creepos who go through my old pictures on Facebook and like them, to total mingers that smell like wee, they all just seem to love me.
Today it’s Valentine’s Day, (and my first single one in years) which basically means that these people can pop up on Facebook, having not spoken to me for years and be like ‘Hey Kim, happy Valentine’s Day, what are your plans for tonight?’ bla bla bla. I AM NOT INTERESTED. I DO NOT CARE, IF I WANTED TO SPEAK TO YOU THEN I WOULD. Please just leave me alone.
This Valentine’s Day, I’m not interested in getting chocolates, or going out to dinner, and I’m especially not interested in talking to total mingers on Facebook. I’m going to go out with my friends and do some friend-style bonding. So if anyone pretends to be interested in what colour my hair is or what my tattoo says, they are going to get well and truly blanked. I’m going to enjoy myself as a single girl, cause havoc and generally have a fabulous time. Is there a problem with that?